Monday, June 09, 2008

Lips... Lips! LIPS!!!*

I watch a little TV every now and again. Ok, ok... maybe a little more than every now and again, but hey, what else am I going to do, read? Ha! That takes effort and brain power... that type of currency you don't want to waste on just anything. Right KTM?

Anyway... I'm watching the promos for this new show on USA Network called In Plain Sight. Now the lead character is named Mary and... well... read the synopsis if you wanna know. That's not the point!

The point is... erm... what exactly was the point again? Oh yeah... that wasn't it. No, the point is... ok, so there really is no point, can we move on? Sheesh... you people are sure hung up on points!

Now the lead character is played by Mary McCormack who I've always thought was a very lovely young lass. But as they were pimping the show... something just didn't look right. Yeah, it was Mary, but something was different. Blonde hair? Yeah... she's changed her hair color, but no... not it. Something's wrong with her mouth.

What was it? It just doesn't look right. It's kinda like the new Christa Miller. That chick just ain't looked right since the Drew Carey show...

So I'm watching IPS tonight and it hits me. It's her lips. They're freakin' huge! It looks like a swarm of bees stung 'em and bad (I blame Tiff for this). Shame really. She's gone from someone who was very attractive to now... well... yeeeeesh. I can't stop staring at them, and that's not a good thing. I'd rather be fixated on something else...

The PLOT! The plot people... sheesh...

Anyone else notice this?

*Bonus points for those of you that have actually chanted that phrase in a theatre before.


Blogger Tink said...

Oh no! She has trout pout!

6/10/2008 10:02 AM  
Blogger wa11z said...

As an owner of larger than normal lips I can only say that the she is sexy.

6/10/2008 10:51 AM  
Blogger LL said...

Tink... I think you nailed it on the head.

Wa11z -- I'd wager your lips are normally that way and you haven't had a bunch of jelly injected into them to make them "fuller". Have you?

6/10/2008 7:21 PM  
Blogger wa11z said...

Very true, LL. But there are only so many Mick Jagger and Steven Tyler jokes a person can take. :D

6/11/2008 9:17 AM  
Blogger Kathleen said...

I'm not a fan of the fake pouty lip look at all. Just one reason I don't think Angelina Jolie is attractive (or Melanie Griffith). YUK!

wa11z - People honestly say stuff to you like that? Unbelievable. People are so rude.

6/11/2008 11:47 AM  
Blogger Beth said...

Live at 11 -- when good faces go bad. It's a shame. Meg Ryan did the same thing.

Now Angelina Jolie has had those lips all her life and I think she is more gorgeous now than ever before, but that fake plumped up stuff. Ugh, it never comes off looking right!

6/11/2008 2:31 PM  
Blogger JennyC&F said...

I've said it.

6/12/2008 8:49 PM  
Blogger LL said...

Were you watching people eat meatloaf at the time?

Kath and Beth -- I agree. I wonder who actually convinced them that it would look "better" to have lumpy unnatural jello lips instead of the ones God gave you.

Melanie's gone through so many changes it's hard to tell she's the same person. Kinda like Joan Rivers and her face lifts...

6/12/2008 9:46 PM  
Blogger tiff said...

why does girl #2's smile go up to her ears?


6/13/2008 7:14 PM  
Blogger fermicat said...

I don't like the puffy lip look either. It never looks right. I say just go with whatcha got and make that look sexy, instead of altering body parts because of some stupid fashion trend that doesn't even look good.

6/14/2008 3:06 PM  
Blogger magnetbabe said...

When I saw where you were going with this post, I thought immediately about Christa Miller. She used to be so beautiful. And now, she just looks kinda freaky.

6/15/2008 7:36 PM  
Blogger Beth said...

Yes, the more work that's done, the more the face looks so unnatural. Beauty is gone and something odd and medically scary takes its place.

6/16/2008 8:02 AM  
Blogger Kathleen said...

Okay, I didn't have a clue who Christa Miller was, so I clicked on LL's link and it takes you to well and good, but as I'm clicking through the pictures of her (trying to find the icky jello lips), I see a pic of her with some guy wearing a Cheli's Chili Bar Detroit t-shirt...can someone who knows what show that was explain why someone in Hollywood is wearing a t-shirt from my favorite watering hole?

6/18/2008 11:27 AM  
Blogger JennyC&F said...

I posted the statistics questions for your ill amusement.

6/18/2008 6:51 PM  
Blogger Train Wreck said...

I will have to check it out, just found your site through... I can't remember, just skippin through the field of blogs! "Trout Pout" LMAO!! I am in my 30's and have noticed little "smoker" wrinkles hangin out above my upper lip! I don't even smoke! I have considered plumping them up to "get the wrinkles out!" But alas! I am too chicken. Needle in the lip? (One eye winking** as I make a freaky face!!) You are too funny! I gotta go check out the rest of your funnies!

6/23/2008 2:03 PM  
Blogger The W.O.W. factor said...

Waiting...for your next observance of life! I think you are a "thinker" and "evaluator" by trade...LOL And you are good at it!

6/23/2008 4:04 PM  
Blogger LL said...

Tiff-- because it's a big smile? It doesn't go up there anymore if that's any consolation...

fermi-- Oh c'mon... I know you're dying to plump up them lips of yours. The cats would just love you in a trout pout. :P

Dr. Babe-- I couldn't have said it better myself, although I tried.

Beth-- It's kind of like a lot of things... a little might be alright, but sometimes, if it ain't broke, don't fix it.

Kath-- Which picture? Who knows... perhaps you were hangin' with a celeb and didn't even realize it.

TW-- You lead a very sheltered life if you think I'm funny... ;) BTW, a little smoker lip is better than a trout pout anyday...

W.O.W.-- No... actually I'm a cattleman by trade. Thinking always gets me in trouble... ;)

6/23/2008 8:29 PM  
Blogger The W.O.W. factor said...

Producer? or Buyer?...can I ask?
I'm told I think too much....hoping to keep OUT of trouble!

6/24/2008 11:44 PM  
Blogger LL said...


6/25/2008 5:34 AM  
Blogger The W.O.W. factor said...

Ok, LL, I've left "profound" info on my blog..thanks in part to you. You haven't put out any new revelations or observances in life lately! Wassup?

6/28/2008 2:10 AM  
Blogger tll said...

Yes yes yes she has trout pout. It is distracting. One time she tried to bite her upper lip and when she did half of it bulged up to her nose. Gross. I sure wish these actresses would get a clue and stop maiming themselves this way.

4/28/2009 9:12 PM  

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