Time For...
Everyone's favorite game... Fun With Facial Hair!!!
First... you have to start with a beard that you've been growing for about a year... like this one.
Oh... it doesn't hurt to have an equivalent amount of hair too...
Then we'll tame it down and take requests from the audience...
There... that's better. Now, for the audience requests... yes! You in the back. Oh... part it down the middle? Well... ok...
Ok... on to the next one... Oooo... this one in from the comment section... Beth in New York wants to see a picture of a long ass moustache that can be stuck in one's ears and make it look like my Yukon Cornelius avater. Oooook... you people have some strange requests...
Next on the list is... yes, your name young lady? KTM? Well... that certainly is a unique moniker... I'd be curious to hear how you got that sometime. You say your grandpa used to braid his when it was that long? Braid? *sigh*
Well that does it... thanks to all of you, I'm definitely pruning it back now (I blame Tiff for this)... :ewink:
First... you have to start with a beard that you've been growing for about a year... like this one.
Oh... it doesn't hurt to have an equivalent amount of hair too...
Then we'll tame it down and take requests from the audience...
There... that's better. Now, for the audience requests... yes! You in the back. Oh... part it down the middle? Well... ok...
Ok... on to the next one... Oooo... this one in from the comment section... Beth in New York wants to see a picture of a long ass moustache that can be stuck in one's ears and make it look like my Yukon Cornelius avater. Oooook... you people have some strange requests...
Next on the list is... yes, your name young lady? KTM? Well... that certainly is a unique moniker... I'd be curious to hear how you got that sometime. You say your grandpa used to braid his when it was that long? Braid? *sigh*
Well that does it... thanks to all of you, I'm definitely pruning it back now (I blame Tiff for this)... :ewink:
posted by LL at 5:29 PM
38 Comments:
The positive side... you trimmed your nose hairs before you took the pictures!
How's that a positive? :P
Wait, when were taking requests for facial hair styles? Shoot.
I like the hair "pre-taming". Grrr.
Down Dr. Babe... Down! ;)
Put your order in now, you never know what the next time will bring...
dreds!!
Hahahaha I havent laughed this hard in a while.
The first two look like mug shots. And you say my catblogging is bad...
I used to work with a guy who had a beard that was as old as I was. He used to braid it some days, but usually did it in two halves. It came down to the middle of his chest. I can't imagine what he would look like without it.
Whew! What a man won't do for an audience!
Hey I like the Braid! You are just how I pictured you! The dark eyes and all!! It was between your "character" and Howard Keels character in Seven Brides for Seven Brothers! Ha! Ha! I was pretty right on!! (I hope you take it as a compliment) I think Howard Keel is handsome! Not as good looking as Cary Grant, but close!
oh my lord I just spewed my water! Thaaanks LL for the spewage, I needed that. ;)
Bahahaha! I love that you took requests and posted them ... especially mine. Wee! Wow, that moustache is sooooooo long it makes Wyatt Earp's moustache look like fuzz. Dang-o-lang!
I'm just waiting for you to bust out your guitar and start singing "Sharp Dressed Man"!!
I don't know why you bother blacking out your eyes. It's not as if Big Brother doesn't know what you look like.
BC-- Dreds? Ummmmmm... not sure I've got the requisite gonja for those...
fermi-- They are mug shots... shots of this mugly ug anyway. ;)
W.O.W.-- I know... I'm a sucker for my unfaithful readers.
TW-- Seven Brides for Seven Brothers? A MUSICAL? You're comparing me to someone in a musical? Ugh... you must be one of those sobbin' women... ;P Oh... btw, the eyes? Blue...
Whosie-- Damn evil woman.
Beth-- When you set about doin' somethin', you gotta do it well! And about all I can do well is grow facial hair. ;)
Wa11z-- Black tie... Believe it or not, but it was actually a couple inches longer than it appears in the pictures, it's just so damn curly it sucks up.
Cthee-- They may know what I look like, but I'm not going to risk showing any of you!
I think you should make an inverted pompadour out of it.
Is it hard walking around with that big black thing in front of your eyes?
Inverted? Hmmmmm... gonna have to look into that one...
As for the black bar... no. Actually it keeps the sun out of my eyes.
Wow. Just.....wow. *backing away slowly*.....
Where'd my request for a "beard Brazilian" go?
Hey ! At least I'm not barefoot and pregnant!! Lol! I have to enjoy bare feet now! My husband wants to move to Texas!! I'll be wearing rubber wadders then!!"Snakes and chiggers and everything nice" eeee!!!
BTW Howard Keel played in alot of movies, he even wore tights!!LMAO!
I'm not a sobber, I refuse to watch movies that make me sad or scared!! Besides that would mean having the remote? I'm married hello!! He! He!
Ummmm... hello! Mother of FIVE!!! I'm thinkin you've spent more than your share of time barefoot and pregnant already. :P
My vote is for the twisty mustache! Oh yeah.
How did I know that Tink would vote for Twisted...
Tink Twisted... or...
Hey! You should write a story in several parts and call it Twisted Tink! Boy... I'll bet that'd be all kinds of cool...
Hey how can I come over and see if YOU are "Pimpin" if you have the same post?;)
Hey! Next time I will read your comments before I comment!! 2 of those kids are from my husbands first marriage!! I am a HOT mom!(my husband tells me so!) Bare feet and all!! ;p
I update when I feel like it TW, sometimes that's few and far between. Besides... with the lack of quality posts around here, I'd think you'd be pushing me not to update at all!
With that color hair, the eyes were bound to be blue...I don't picture you as a green eyed guy.
Dear heavens, the comments always make me laugh out loud.
I'm with Tink...I like the twisted mustache.
Hey LL! Got sumpin' fer ya! go check it out...and no grumbling either! Just couldn't resist!
Actually, now that I think about it...braided beard with twisted Dali mustache would be SWEET!!!
Omg, Schprock's bar comment ... dying over here.
You know, you DO look like Yukon Cornelius.
Good thing you're not my facial hair stylist Kath... I'd spend all day just trying to make it look that way!
Besides... 'tis too late. I'm down to the summer fur now. Maybe next year.
And WOW, whyIotta...
Beth-- I look nothing like Yukon Cornelius! I don't wear a stocking hat!
Now Yosemite Sam on the other hand... :P
Well look at it this way this Post is very popular!!
And I enjoy your "grumblyness!" I know a dry sense of humor when I see.. read one!!
Congratulations on your award you...big winner you! Kick your shoes off and enjoy!! (I couldn't resist)
Now Train Wreck...do ya really want him to "Kick your shoes off and enjoy!!" ??? He's a guy! Remember? Cowboy boots, work, heat, sweat...????
I think you have a future on Shear Genius with your styling capabilities.
All right, 35 (now 36) comments is enough!
Remember, Lord Loser, if you don't update, the Terrorists win. Be an Update Demon! Don't let Osama win!
You're taking requests? Ok. Here's one. Shave.
TW -- I'm not grumbly... I'm curmudgeonly. ;P
WOW -- I'll have you know my feet smell like roses and lavender... and cow manure and...
Sunny -- You and your reality shows. I could show those folks a thing or two, couldn't I.
CThee -- What makes you think I'm not a terrorist already?
P -- Now why would I want to do that? The game's called fun with facial hair, if there's no facial hair, there's no fun!
True, you do live deep in the spleen of Bat Country. But I'm not talking about letting home-grown terrorists win. I'm talking about those guys from that dark land of Foreignia.
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