Choose Your Own Adventure
Fine buncha readers you all are... calling me lazy like that. You should be ashamed!
Just for that you all have a chance to pick my next post...
Your choices are...
1. A story involving Danzig, Cops, and a notice of nuisance.
2. A story wherein yours truly's best friend from college looked at him and said, "I've decided you're about a bastard."
3. A story involving a roommate and a "shoplifting" experience.
Be warned... each tale will involve some level of revelation about me, so choose wisely.
Running tally:
1 - 3 votes
2 - 6 votes
3 - 5 votes
none of the above - 1 vote
all of the above - 1 vote (WTF?)
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Today's mystery lyric: (Remember the rules folks, no online searching of the lyrics, if you don't know it, you don't have the answer!) Here's one for my older readers...
Now Paul is a real estate novelist
Who never had time for a wife
And he's talking with Davy, who's still in the Navy
And probably will be for life
Answer to last lyric: Tuff Enuff by The Fabulous Thunderbirds. I'm ashamed of all of you...
Just for that you all have a chance to pick my next post...
Your choices are...
1. A story involving Danzig, Cops, and a notice of nuisance.
2. A story wherein yours truly's best friend from college looked at him and said, "I've decided you're about a bastard."
3. A story involving a roommate and a "shoplifting" experience.
Be warned... each tale will involve some level of revelation about me, so choose wisely.
Running tally:
1 - 3 votes
2 - 6 votes
3 - 5 votes
none of the above - 1 vote
all of the above - 1 vote (WTF?)
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Today's mystery lyric: (Remember the rules folks, no online searching of the lyrics, if you don't know it, you don't have the answer!) Here's one for my older readers...
Now Paul is a real estate novelist
Who never had time for a wife
And he's talking with Davy, who's still in the Navy
And probably will be for life
Answer to last lyric: Tuff Enuff by The Fabulous Thunderbirds. I'm ashamed of all of you...
posted by LL at 8:46 PM
51 Comments:
Yea! A reveal!!! Now let's see...hmmm, hmmm, which one has more dirt...hmmm.."nuisance",
"bastard", "shoplifting"
Eenie, meanie, miney moe...think I'll vote for numero Uno!
But....you CANNOT, I say CANNOT wait a month to do this chosen post!
I guess I'm one of your "older readers"... Those are the lyrics to Billy Joel's "Piano Man".
I vote for Door #2.
WOWie - We'll see when the voting is completed. I'd hate for anyone to scream that they didn't get a chance to vote. And remember... some level of revelation might not be as much as you think. ;)
fermi - Piano Man it is! First you get Mellow Yellow and now Piano Man. I'll let the record speak for itself there... :P
I already know too much about you, all of it very scary, so I beg of you not to post any of those.
As for the song lyrics, WTF do you mean for the "older" folks??? It's Piano Man, but fermicat beat me to it. Guess us old folks are just a bit on the slow side.
Hmmm...Deb's comment is scary! But just don't wait a month to tally the votes, then another month to write the post!
Garden? yep, prolly not as big tho...Sellout? You telling me I'm a slouch?
:={
Deb - You're begging? Again? You remember what happened the last time you begged me, don't you?
WOWie - I'd never call you a slouch. You'd hurt me! ;) As for Deb's comment... never fear. She still loves ME no matter what I post.
We can't have them all?! Hmph. Okay. I guess I want to hear about the shoplifting.
Yes, I do remember what happened last time I begged...that's why I do still love ME!
Whoa, whoa, whoa WHOA! It's gotta be the college story. Because, you know, you went to college?
See WOWie? What'd I tell ya... She still loves ME..
Ctheo - Yes, I went to college. I've even got a couple of degrees to show for it actually. Oh... btw... they're all college stories...
Tink - Why do I keep forgetting you? HOW can I forget you??? So you're into shoplifting, eh? And if you play your cards right... eventually you might get to hear all of them. ;)
#3. Just cuz I closed my eyes and pointed.
True story about the song Piano Man: right after High School I was working retail at a local cheap ass store and on the PA they would play the usual boring songs to shop by and Piano Man was one of them, however, they removed the lyrics about the bartender hating his job and wanting to be a movie star. Hilarious. It was as if they thought those few lines could have caused a mutiny on the sales floor. Like we'd all realize we hated our jobs and we'd take off en masse. But songs about a woman dying because her horse ran off or another about a suicide because of some painting or poem was ok. WTFever. Idiots.
As long as you gave a lot of thought to it P...
I was actually going to post that verse too, but decided it was waaaay too easy... :P
Hmmmm... Wildfire, eh?
YOu KNOW Winnona Ryder??She was your roomate? Bwahahahaha Oh anyone of them, you spin a great tale. I know you are just procrastinating.... I just look forward to your comments to all of our comments!
Piano Man, Billy Joel
I vote for story number 2. I just want to hear someone call you a bastard!
I believe you already did...
Can I vote for all three?
(bats eyes)
PLEASE?
(superseretcodeword: yackski. Ew)
*grrrrrr* What is so hard about understanding the phrase "pick my next post"??? *sigh*
:P
Im sure that I may or may not have heard one or all of them. LOL
But Im just sitting here waiting for you to post something. :D
I don't think you've heard any of these...
Then I will sit back and relax and wait for a tale. :D
Danzig? As in Glen Danzig? I vote for #1 if that's the case.
I didn't even bother with the lyrics since I never know them and I was too anxious to vote for the Danzig story.
Yup... Glen Danzig... sorta...
But alas... it looks like you're gonna have to convince two other people to vote with you...
i wanna hear about the shoplifting!
Shoplifting? How condescending of you...
Welcome to the End of the World!
Are the polls still open? Mine is. ;o)
I vote #3. All the tough exterior but deep down you're a kitty.
Who the hell invited you? If you hadn't sent me that topless picture, I might have deleted your comment. :P
Well BEEutiful, looks like you broke the tie and the shoplifting tale takes the lead...
Good thing too... it's the shortest of the 3 tales. ;)
Well, you have been too much on the downlow. Post the one about shoplifting. "Demi, why you no see me anymore Demi??
Man o' man... they're coming out of the woodwork now...
Well Etta dear... I'm on the downlow because I'm the mack daddy, don't you remember?
Glad to see you again.
Piano Man....wow that was wayy to easy...you are losing your edge,LL! As for the pick a story thing,I want to hear the story about how your magnificent moobs came to be,but if you don't want to go there....I pick number 2.
I think your next post should be "What I think about Charmaine". Don't forget to tell everyone that I asked Hedgie to marry me. You're next brother.
hee hee
OH Come on LL, get it over with and post... you know you wanna... your stalling because #3 is prolly a cat post. Hee Hee
FU - It never rains but it pours... as for the moobs... well... to make a long story short, it was a boob job gone bad. :P
Charm - Sorry darlin... Although I appreciate your suggestion, I'm probably never gonna ask Hedgie to marry me. :ewink:
Red - It seems there's a late rush at the polls.
Ok I wana hear about # 2 it sounds the most far fetched,ha er, ahem. SO? Oh and you know the risk you took in posting a comment on my Giveaway? Bwahahaha You could be a winner. Now what size would you be? he he. Oh you know you missed my wittyness. So it should be thawing out there now? Oh and I did add a little AC/DC? WHat more do you need?
I need very little TW... ;) And never let it be said that I'm not a risk taker. I still visit your blog, don't I? Talk about risky!
And way to go... I know you just voted that way to make it a tie. Now WOWie's gonna have to wait until the tie gets broke. Who knows how long that'll take. (tee hee!)
Sing us the song of the piano man...sing us a song tonight !!!
There's that cute little accent, raising it's head again. :P Now go vote Danigirl!
BTW, it's "you're" the piano man... ;)
It's a tie! I can't post while there's a tie on the books...
Sure u can, post two post's. Shock us.
First comment I've left here, though I've been known to lurk on occasion, and we hang out in a lot of the same places.
OK, I figured out why the GF sent me over here. I ain't breaking no damn tie. I vote for #1. Hell, three votes for #1. Especially since I suspect that it also involves alcohol.
Enough of "Piano Man"; let's hear some "Captain Jack".
Ahhhhh... so JennyLu's trying to cook the books, eh? Pretty sneaky sis...
Doc - Yes... we do seem to haunt the same corners of the interwebz. Thanks for dropping a comment and going your own way. And yes... two of the three tales might involve a little alcohol...
'Sing us a song you're the piano man', damn it! now it stuck in my head. I'm gonna vote for No.2.
Number 2 has gone to the dogs...
Welcome to the End of the World RD...
HA so my book fixing did not work. LOL. But the tie has been broken. GREAT JOB Rocket Dog!
Doc... PBBBLLBBBTH.
LL... I am gonna get a cat and name it LL. YOU wait and see. And cat blog about it regular, like. What say you?
I'll wait until Doc votes...
Doc voted for number 1 and you already changed it on the blog.
I want a story with a witch, an evil dwarf, a two-headed chihuahua, and a small tin of King Oscar Sardines.
Now write!
JennyLu - On the cat... not the tale.
Mr. S - Nononononono... that's the one story from my past that I promised would never see the light of day. I'm not sure the statute of limitations has run out yet!
Where are you ??????
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