Tuesday, December 16, 2008

Cheap and Easy...

I know... I know... two words you don't usually associate with the ol' Loser but you've all been clamoring for a new post. Wha? It's not like I've turned into JG yet or anything, it's just that I've been busy. Do you know how hard it is to take care of a Red Nosed Reindeer and an Elfen dentist, let alone run from a Brumble every year at this time? I barely have time to keep looking for a peppermint mine...

But you all ramble on, and on... We want a new post... isn't it time for a new post... why weren't you in Vegas... blah blah blah... like I've got nothing better to do... sheesh... And to top it all off I get tagged for a meme? That's... that's... just wrong! *sigh*

So anyway... you get what you deserve. A cheap and easy post.

I've got to go to my picture folder and post the 4th picture and then tell something about it... however... when I went to my folder, and looked at the pic... well, I'm not sure I should post that picture. You see... it's of my redheaded girlfriend, and that leads to another story altogether.

I wasn't looking for her, but there she was. That day, she moved in with me, and it was obvious that she really liked me. As time went on, I grew quite fond of her as well, and we became constant companions. Unfortunately, I'm quite a bit older than she is, so I knew that things would be difficult. Around a year passed, and unfortunately she felt that itch that young females often do. I tried to keep her safe, but despite my best efforts, she hooked up with the neighbor, and got knocked up. I was disappointed, but what's a guy to do? The conclusion was reached and we put the offspring up for adoption.

I thought we were past all of that, but alas... yup. It happened again, and that's what my fourth picture was. Her and the offspring. I really shouldn't put the picture up, but she's a bitch and I don't care if you all see that. So... here you go.

The good news is that she's fixed now, and she loves me more than ever.

And now for something completely different...

As you may or may not have noticed, I've added a couple of new things to my sidebar. Both are related, although not quite the same. I got roped into this thing called the Humor Bloggers. As you can probably tell... their standards aren't very high because they'd let a blog like this in. I tried to warn them that I'd just bring the average down, and I hate to say this... but I did. However, they tag teamed me anyway! Two lovely ladies to boot! I'll admit... it was kinda fun.

So if'n you really want to have a good chuckle, click the little widget over there =====> and you can find the funny.

And not only that, but since I found the funny, Da Old Man over at Crotchety Old Man Yells at Cars has a weekly caption contest, which I was fortunate enough to win. And my prize? The coveted Zucchini Award! Truly an honor, believe me. You really need to see the pictures that he puts up to caption. They are truly amazingly tough to caption. I'm usually laughing too hard to think! So anyway, thanks Crotchety, and I'll proudly post the award...


Today's mystery lyric: (Remember the rules folks, no online searching of the lyrics, if you don't know it, you don't have the answer!) *NOW WITH MORE LYRICS!*

Too many people do not know
Bondage is over the human race
They believe slaves always lose
And this fear keeps them down

Watch the damned - God bless ya
They're gonna break the chains - Hey
No, you can't stop them - God bless ya
They're coming to get you and then

Answer to last lyric: Open Your Eyes by the Guano Apes. Pay attention Deb, THAT'S how you pull off the sexy crawl...