Time For...

Everyone's favorite game... Fun With Facial Hair!!!

First... you have to start with a beard that you've been growing for about a year... like this one.

Oh... it doesn't hurt to have an equivalent amount of hair too...

Then we'll tame it down and take requests from the audience...


There... that's better. Now, for the audience requests... yes! You in the back. Oh... part it down the middle? Well... ok...


Ok... on to the next one... Oooo... this one in from the comment section... Beth in New York wants to see a picture of a long ass moustache that can be stuck in one's ears and make it look like my Yukon Cornelius avater. Oooook... you people have some strange requests...


Next on the list is... yes, your name young lady? KTM? Well... that certainly is a unique moniker... I'd be curious to hear how you got that sometime. You say your grandpa used to braid his when it was that long? Braid? *sigh*


Well that does it... thanks to all of you, I'm definitely pruning it back now (I blame Tiff for this)... :ewink:

Lips... Lips! LIPS!!!*

I watch a little TV every now and again. Ok, ok... maybe a little more than every now and again, but hey, what else am I going to do, read? Ha! That takes effort and brain power... that type of currency you don't want to waste on just anything. Right KTM?

Anyway... I'm watching the promos for this new show on USA Network called In Plain Sight. Now the lead character is named Mary and... well... read the synopsis if you wanna know. That's not the point!

The point is... erm... what exactly was the point again? Oh yeah... that wasn't it. No, the point is... ok, so there really is no point, can we move on? Sheesh... you people are sure hung up on points!

Now the lead character is played by Mary McCormack who I've always thought was a very lovely young lass. But as they were pimping the show... something just didn't look right. Yeah, it was Mary, but something was different. Blonde hair? Yeah... she's changed her hair color, but no... not it. Something's wrong with her mouth.

What was it? It just doesn't look right. It's kinda like the new Christa Miller. That chick just ain't looked right since the Drew Carey show...

So I'm watching IPS tonight and it hits me. It's her lips. They're freakin' huge! It looks like a swarm of bees stung 'em and bad (I blame Tiff for this). Shame really. She's gone from someone who was very attractive to now... well... yeeeeesh. I can't stop staring at them, and that's not a good thing. I'd rather be fixated on something else...

The PLOT! The plot people... sheesh...

Anyone else notice this?

*Bonus points for those of you that have actually chanted that phrase in a theatre before.

I Are Smart...

Lets get that damn long comment out of first place, shall we? Ahhh... that's better.

Every once in a while, I see this little ditty on some banner ad pimping some online IQ test. Well... today I caved (I blame Tiff for this). I've taken them before, but shoot, some are good, some are average, some... well... some are a waste of time.

Anyway... I did the deed, had it send me the email (then it tried to get me to give it a whole bunch of personal information, but while I was filling that out with bogus info, the email came so I killed that sucker and quick! The moral of that story, you don't have to give them your name or any of that crap. Just wait until you get the email then "x" out).

Now I presume most of my unfaithful readers are of average intelligence or higher. After all, the mere fact you read my blog shows above average intelligence, dudn't it?

So... let's have some fun, shall we?

Head over there and give it a whirl. Then if you want to, you can not only post your score, but you can see just how dumb a little test says that you are!

Mine? Well... it was a little higher than I thought it should be, but when you're talking about the high double digits like that... it's easy to miss by a point or two. Right? :P